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"Admins still workin' on a few questions so while she is.. How 'bout we give ya a little backround on us?"

"Whats that mean boss?" Stupid asked curiously

Smartass groaned, "Our past, idiot"

"My names Stupid, not idiot!"

Another groan. Smartass rubbed his temples, "Wheezy can go first.."

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Smartass, Greasy, Wheezy, Psycho and Stupid
United States
Smartass: I'm da leader of da Toon Patrol but Judge Doom is my boss. I live up to my name, I can be sarcastic and I'm da smartest. I do care 'bout my team, though I don' really show it. I'm the only one in my crew who can drive. Wheezys da smoker but I like a cigar every now an' den.

Greasy: Second in command. I'm more of a lover than a fighter, if you know what I mean, padres. A'course I'm always up for a good fight, though. For the kids' sakes I curse in Spanish. I can drive, but I can never park.

Wheezy: I'm the smoker of the group - and the only blue weasel. When I'm sober, my voice can be deep, but I usually keep a cigarette or two around so my voice is pretty raspy. I'm the manliest driver of the group, so I crash into everything - and I'm also the second strongest of the group.

Psycho: Hehehehe, I'm Psycho! I'm the one you always see giggling, heehee. I love to annoy Greasy! Heehee, he gets so mad. Wheezy is one of the best weasels ever, hes my bestest friend! Hehee! I've never tried driving - maybe Greasy will let me try!

Stupid: Duh, I'm Stupid. I'm the strongest of the group, uh, besides Wheezy.
((Admin doesn't know a lot about Stupid, sorry :X))

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Rainbowsuntacy64 Aug 19, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I know I didn't ask yet but I will anyway what's your favourite and least favourite season (you can answer too if you want)
Greasy twirled his knife in thought, "Winter," he smirked, "no más capaz de ver la-"
Smartass yanked on Greasy's tie to stop him from continuing his sentence.
Wheezy rolled his eyes at the perveted weasel. He sighed, "I don't like summer"
Psycho smiled at his friends side but made a bit of a sad face, "No likey summer either!"
Smartass crossed his arms, scowling, "I could care less! But I don't like winter.." Stupid chuckled a bit, "I love the snow!"
"That wasn't the question, ya idiot"
"Then what was..?" he asked innocently
"What season DON'T you like!?" Smartass said sharply
"Oh, duhhhh.. I don't like fall"

((Oh, I dont like winter ;( too much confusing weather fur me))
DaxterPassotax Jul 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks 4 da watch! :D
DrRichoften Jul 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
((i'm listening to a cool song check it out on youtube it's called "teenager in love" it's a early 1950s song but god is it good!))
DrRichoften Apr 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
(i just fricking lauhged on the last comment and i can't beleive they don't know that)
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Hey guys! I'm a fan of all of you! Out of did you all come back from the dead?
"Wait we died?" Smartass and Greasy examined eachother then looked at the rest of the gang. Wheezy almost choked on his cigarettes, Psycho and Stupid started to panic and run around when they ran into eachother and fell back.
Oh...wait...never mind! One sec...let me check...if you are dead, my hands would pass right through you...*hugs them one by one* Okay, you're alive. I don't know what I was thinking.
Smartass and Greasy exchanged weird looks again, "Ok then.."
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DrRichoften Apr 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
well this is pretty cool page. (and i swear if greasy replies ta this i'm gonna shove a shotgun down his throught.) I hit tha watch button. cool page.
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