Smartass: I'm da leader of da Toon Patrol but Judge Doom is my boss. I live up to my name, I can be sarcastic and I'm da smartest. I do care 'bout my team, though I don' really show it. I'm the only one in my crew who can drive. Wheezys da smoker but I like a cigar every now an' den.|
Greasy: Second in command. I'm more of a lover than a fighter, if you know what I mean, padres. A'course I'm always up for a good fight, though. For the kids' sakes I curse in Spanish. I can drive, but I can never park.
Wheezy: I'm the smoker of the group - and the only blue weasel. When I'm sober, my voice can be deep, but I usually keep a cigarette or two around so my voice is pretty raspy. I'm the manliest driver of the group, so I crash into everything - and I'm also the second strongest of the group.
Psycho: Hehehehe, I'm Psycho! I'm the one you always see giggling, heehee. I love to annoy Greasy! Heehee, he gets so mad. Wheezy is one of the best weasels ever, hes my bestest friend! Hehee! I've never tried driving - maybe Greasy will let me try!
Stupid: Duh, I'm Stupid. I'm the strongest of the group, uh, besides Wheezy.
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