Dance With Me Ya Idiot (Smartass)

Smartass sighed boredly. The rest of his gang was on the dance floor having fun while he was sipping his wine like the classy weasel he was. Yet he was still pretty bored. A few toon ladies were checking him out from a distance but the only one who could manage to go and talk to him was a wolf. She just happened to know Smartass as well.
"What'cha doin'?" she pulled out a chair next to him and stole his drink.
"Danger. Da hell are ya doin' here?"
"Havin' fun, unlike you"
"I'm fine where I is"
Danger, the wolfs name was, groaned and grabbed his arm with a smirk. She yanked him out of his chair and pulled him to the dance floor, "Jus' dance with me ya idiot!"

((I'll probs do the other ones too. Surprise presentssss))